Almost every famous person at least once in their life said something that was remembered by the society, and considered meaningful, important or just funny. Those quotations can be mentioned in various situations. Often they are used in speeches or in a humorous way. In order to find some of them grub around.
Henny youngman
Date: July 13, 2006
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Whats the use of happiness? It cant buy you money.