Almost every famous person at least once in their life said something that was remembered by the society, and considered meaningful, important or just funny. Those quotations can be mentioned in various situations. Often they are used in speeches or in a humorous way. In order to find some of them grub around.
Scott adams
Date: May 2, 2008
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.