Almost every famous person at least once in their life said something that was remembered by the society, and considered meaningful, important or just funny. Those quotations can be mentioned in various situations. Often they are used in speeches or in a humorous way. In order to find some of them grub around.
Jay leno
Date: April 10, 2008
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?